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January 29, 2007
Did you hear about the deaf old man and his wife?
A deaf old man is having urinary problems so he takes his wife with him to the doctor so she can listen and tell him what the doctor says. The doctor comes in and says, "Hello, I'm Doctor Smith. What seems to be the problem?" The man looks at his wife and says, "What'd he say?" She shouts back "HE SAID WHAT'S THE PROBLEM DEAR!"
After the exam, the doctor says, "Well, Mr. Jones you have prostate problems." The man says, "What'd he say?" The wife screams, "YOU'VE GOT PROSTATE PROBLEMS DEAR!"
The wife says to the doctor, "Don't hold back. Tell it like it is. I can take it. Our love will get us through anything." The doctor says, "The bad news is there is no medical treatment and this condition can lead to death. Good news is all you have to do is give your husband frequent sex and it should clear up just fine." The man looks at his wife and says, "What'd he say?" The wife leans over and screams in his ear, "THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"
Note: This is a joke, not necessarily news.
Posted by 4HL on January 29, 2007 3:47 AM
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